What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
2. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
3. "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
4. "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless
experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
5. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
you'd better have a good hand."
6. "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
7. "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
8. "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
9. "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
10. "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation
11. "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
12. "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.The other
13. "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love
heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
14. "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
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