1. What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
Tom Clancy

2. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
Steve Martin

3. "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey

4. "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless
experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen

5. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."

6. "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

7. "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
Woody Allen

8. "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George Burns

9. "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
Matt Barry

10. "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at
the taxidermist."
Camille Paglia

11. "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

12. "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight
are unimportant."
Henry Miller

13. "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love
heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
Lynn Lavner

14. "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL convertible."
P. J. O'Rourke