When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park
bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked what was wrong.
She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me
every morning and then get up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh
fruit and freshly ground coffee.'

I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?'
She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch, and my favourite
brownies, and then makes love to me half of the afternoon.'
I said, 'Well, why are you crying?'
She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my
favourite dessert and then makes loves to me till 2 a.m.'

Again I said, 'Why, in the world are your crying?'

She said, 'I canít remember where I live!'

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night
the 96 year old draws a bath.  She puts her foot in and pauses. She
yells to her other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'
The 94-year-old yells back, 'I donít know, I will come up and see.'
She starts up the stairs and pauses, 'Was I going up the stairs, or
was I going down?'
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table, having tea and
listening to her sisters.  She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope
I never get that forgetful.' She knocks on wood for good measure. She
then yells, 'I will come up and help both of you as soon as I have
seen who is at the door.'