Choosing a wife.

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes
to a fancy beau ty salon, gets her hair done,
new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the
man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes
shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some
new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents
these gifts, she tells him that she has spent> all the money on him because
she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the
money in the stock market. She earns several time the $5,000. She gives him
back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells
him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about
what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the
one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. There is more money
being spent on
breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer' s research. This means
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs
and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.