soldiers club somewhere in Knightsbridge [London]...
An old Field Marshal asks an equally old Major General "Erm er tell
Charles when did you last have sex with a woman"?
Charles thinks ponderous and eventually says, "About 1947 I think
about you"? The first sighs and replies, "That would be.erm.1948"
The second old soldier sighs himself and says "A long time ago old
friend, a long time ago"....
"Oh I don't know says the first "It's only just gone half past
nine now y'know"