Senior citizens are the leading carriers of aids: -

Hearing aids; walking aids; medical aids; government aids; monetary aids.

Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.
Mary: Are you wearing it now?
Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.
Mary: Wow! What kind is it?
Dave: Twelve-thirty.

The Golden Years have come at last!

We cannot see, we cannot pee,
We cannot chew, cannot screw.
The memory shrinks, hearing stinks,
No sense of smell, look like hell,
The body drooping, trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last -
Well- the Golden Years can kiss my ass!