A man bought a parrot, and he was very pleased with its looks, but he found its vocabulary very hard to put up with.

The parrot swore at him all the time, and it was f **ing this and f** ing that all day long. Threatening did no good at all.

At last the man really lost his patience and put the parrot in his freezer. A while later he relented and got the parrot out and found him quite a reformed character, very polite and subservient !

After explaining to the parrot why he had had to punish it he talked for a while about behaviour, and its results.

The parrot said;"Please sir, may I ask a question?" "Certainly "was the reply.
Said the parrot " Please tell me sir, what did the chicken do ?"