Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could
 barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
 intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on
 The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be
 losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
 After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the
 light was red, and again they went right through.
 This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been
 red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was
 getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.

 At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and
said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a
row? You could have killed us."
 Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh my goodness! Am I driving?"