Two elderly women were
out driving in a large car, neither could
barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they
came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must
losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the
light was red, and again they went right through.
This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been
red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She
getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and
said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights
row? You could have killed us."
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh my goodness! Am I driving?"