Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following
conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife Id build her a new
deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I'll remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not
said a word.

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or
Sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater."