Dr. Seuss on aging. . .

I cannot see,
I cannot pee,
I cannot chew,
I cannot scre* ,
oh my God,what can I do?

My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks,
I look like hel*,
my mood is bad,can you tell?

My body's drooping,
have trouble pooping,
the ''Golden years''
have come at last,
the ''Golden years''
can kiss my as*