An elderly man in Adelaide
calls his son in Sydney and says, "I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;
forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the
sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're
sick of each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Brisbane and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting
divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay,"
"They're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."