tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
2. Changing Riders.
3. Threatening the horse with termination.
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
Arranging to visit other countries to see how others ride dead
6. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
7. Reclassifying the dead horse as "living, impaired".
8. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
9. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase the speed.
Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the
a productivity study to see if lighter riders would
Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is
13. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.