Bush and Dick Cheney go into a restaurant. Cheney orders a 'heart-healthy'
double cheeseburger while Bush signals the waitress over to him.
He asks her "How about a quickie?"
The waitress is mortified. "Well!" she says, "I thought
when I voted for you, you
would bring back morality to this country. I can see I was wrong. If I
you were like this, I never would have voted for you!"
With that she turns and flounces off. Cheney, leaned forward and said
quietly to Bush,
"George, I think that's pronounced QUICHE."