A group of senior citizens
in a retirement home in Surrey were having coffee and discussing their
"My arms are so weak, I can hardly lift this coffee cup,” said one.
"Yes I know. My cataracts are so bad I cannot even see my coffee,”
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck",
said a third, to which many others nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy", another went on.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old" winced an
elderly gentleman as he shook his head.
There was a long silence.
Then one woman piped up cheerfully, "Well it's not all bad, at least
we can still drive"